Web Design & Online Marketing.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Magic. The answer is magic.

web design

In quantum physics, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object isn’t a catastrophe. The atoms slide around each other to form a new reality.

This is the principle we apply to our web design. The spaces between matter are as important as matter itself.

We understand simple, beautiful web design and smooth functionality.

online marketing

If you're looking for solutions, the last thing you need is for an agency to throw your money at the problem and hope it sticks.

We throw our expertise and know-how into creating tailored online marketing strategies that WORK for you.


"Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly - they'll go through anything. You read and you're pierced." Aldous Huxley, Brave New World.

"It's toasted." Don Draper, Mad Men.

Good copywriting is both a story and a tool. We believe in engaging readers, and leading them gently to a conclusion they firmly believe they reached on their own.

The latest innovations in SEO form the basis for our creative and user-friendly web content and marketing copy.   

hosting & email

We boast a lightning-fast service that will take your user experience out of this world.

Our private server hosts ONLY our own clients. With other companies, you get to share with thousands of others. With us, you get a much bigger slice of the pie. Your site loads faster, which makes users happier.

Don't want to host a website? Then you can get your personal email, and we'll help you set it up.

budget website packages

Some sites are bigger than others. If you need a full-blown Content Management System or eCommerce website, we're your guys.

But we love our smaller websites too. Simple, beautiful web design showcases your product, service or self – all of the style at a more affordable price.

“What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?” This is an ancient paradox that arises from the philosophies of many cultures.

In Greek mythology, the paradox gave birth to Sirius, the Dog Star – brightest in the Southern sky.

The Formation of the Dog Star - The story of Laelaps and the Teumessian Fox is a tale of a paradox that appears in Greek mythology. Laelaps was a hound destined to catch whatever it chased, whilst the Teumessian Fox was destined to never be caught. The chase went on but Laelaps could not close on the Teumessian Fox, nor could the Teumessian Fox get clear of the hound.

Zeus looked down from Mount Olympus and observed the paradox that was taking place. He decided that he could not let the chase continue on earth, and so changed both animals into stone. Zeus then transformed the pair into two constellations, Canis Major (Laelaps) and Canis Minor (the Teumessian Fox). The chase continues in the night sky.

The Dog Star forms part of Canis Major and is seen most brightly in the Southern hemisphere.

tl,dr: When dynamic vision and experience meet solid ethics and values, magic is the result.

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Port Elizabeth, 6033,
South Africa

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